EXCLUSIVE: Thorn Thursday- The Great Mighty Poo

What’s big and brown, smelly and old, with a mouth full of sweet corn that shines like gold? There can only be one possible answer for this and it’s that singing pile of shite, the Great Mighty Poo! Yes… he sings.

The Great Mighty Poo is but one of the many bosses that Conker must battle in his epic obscene and hilarious adventure in Conker’s Bad Fur Day and it’s remake, Conker: Live & Reloaded. The battle begins when he emerges from a huge lake of runny crap and begins to sing. His song is sang in intervals and in between each interval you must find your way to one of the ‘context sensitive’ pads (dodging poo balls all the while) and commence to throw toilet paper into his mouth! This is done three different times.

Once he’s had his fill of toilet paper, it’s then time to quickly make your way to a hanging rope that will flush the Great Mighty Poo into oblivion, with him spoofing the near final scene of the Wizard of Oz all the while. It’s seriously one of the greatest and most hilarious boss fights you’ll ever experience. Ever. If you’ve never experienced this battle before or don’t want to take my word for it, then watch the video of the battle below. Awesome!